The Groom's Starting Lineup
Tim Hedgespeth - Best Man
The groomās dad and best man: a duo who tackles sports, life lessons, and personal grooming together. Their secret? A lot of jokes, a little neck-shaving, and a whole lot of love.
George Kosmach - Best Man
The brother Tate always wanted. The brother-in-law Ali never asked for.
Johnny Kirkland - Groomsman
Johnny and Tate have been friends since elementary school, meaning Johnny has witnessed every awkward phase, bad haircut, and questionable decision Tate has ever madeāand somehow stuck around.
Jake Quere - Groomsman
Jake is the life of every party, and he spent most of college trying to drag Tate along for the ride. Basically, if there was fun to be had, Jake was already there⦠probably holding a red cup.
Luke Schultz - Groomsman
This is Luke, Tateās younger cousin and partner in summertime mischief. Together they spent their summers doing good olā redneck stuff⦠the kind of activities that usually start with āplug your earsā and end with someone needing a bandage.
Seth Schultz - Groomsman
This is Seth, Tateās older cousin and his summer sidekick at the Bureau County Speedway. The two love the Green Bay Packers, the Fighting Illini, and copious amounts of Pizza Cellar pizza. Enough to qualify as it's own food group.
Frank Pascell - Groomsman
And this is FrankāTateās stepson, groomsman, and the guy who proves family isnāt just about blood. Tate stepped up to be the dad Frank needed, and Frankās been looking up to him ever since⦠mostly because Tateās taller.
The Bride's Bench Warmers (But Hotter)
Sara Dickey - Maid of Honor
Meet Sara, the brideās cousin and lifelong mermaid co-conspirator. From splashing around the pool pretending to be mermaids to making a pact that theyād be each otherās Maid of Honor, Sara has been practicing her wedding duties since childhood⦠fins and all.
Morgan Farinacci - Maid of Honor
This is Morgan, the brideās cousin and caffeine queen who slangs the best coffee east of the Mississippi. A true Powerpuff Girl, Bills bestie, and all-around gem.
Laurie Farinacci - Bridesmaid
Meet (Aunt) Laurie: giver of the best advice, distributor of legendary hugs, and a full-time cheerleader who produces more laughs than a comedy club. Basically, sheās the GOAT.
Maria Farinacci - Bridesmaid
Maria, Mariaāthe third Powerpuff Girl completing the squad. With twin vibes, endless laughs, and enough energy to fuel the dance floor, sheās basically a package deal of fun.
Cass Knab - Bridesmaid
Here's Cass! The brideās cousin and the one Ali always looked up to as a kid. She's a certified dance floor demolition expert. Basically, sheās been setting the barāand the movesāsince day one.
Kesang Sherpa - Bridesmaid
Kebong, Aliās best friend since childhood - the sole reason Ali graduated high school, her ultimate adventure buddy, and the worldās second-best rapper.
Nick Ortolano - Bridesmaid
Meet Nick, every girl needs a gay best friend. He's been her hair stylist since 9th grade (yep, disaster included), funniest human she knows, and absolute best in dress.